#you asked for a yeehaw

[xxplastic-cubexx]

I love that is not even an exaggeration that they're sitting on each other's lap

i HAVE to be so 1000% right now i thought erik was sitting like This behind the table in the first panel and i couldnt register anything else

[wackarat]

I got bored, you suffer the consequences.

whachow, gay men kissing

[hedwig221b]

i need you to look up bronco riders and kody lamb videos and tell me you didn’t immediately think of derek hale bull riding and princess stiles heir to the stilinski farm who is more interested in the agricultural/sustainable side of the business and is always pristine and derek is a filthy cowboy who is new to the area and loves to ruffles stiles feathers/get a little dirt on him and they meet at the fair and and and!!!!

I did immediately think about it... I've thought about it for a long time, actually lmao. @hotgirlstiles and I talked about it in the dms about this au of cowboy Derek and pretty farm boy Stiles...

LIKE????????????

Those who get it, get it, I'm afraid.

Derek and Stiles who can't help but look at each other, even from far away. Stiles inventing tasks to do where he knows Derek will be working as well. Stiles offering Derek cold drinks on a hot day, shy at first, then teasing and laughing at his dry jokes. Derek slowly becoming playful and smudging dirt on Stiles cheek, them chasing each other... having sex in some quiet, closed, dark corner when the air is hot and stuffy and smells of hay... Stiles moaning prettily in Derek’s shoulder...

The horses and the bulls just listen to Derek (bc he's a wolf awoooo) and slowly Papa Stilinski starts to like him. Or, Derek having an injury one day and Stiles fluttering around him, annoying everyone but Derek who just smiles at him and tells him everything will be alright kitten... come sit next to me and then Stiles does and strokes his hair with his shaking fingers cause he thought Derek would die or smn... Derek just resting his feverish hand on Stiles' thigh... Sheriff sitting alone with Derek one night quietly admitting that he could rest easily now knowing Stiles has someone like Derek...

[erinwantstowrite]

Speaking of your new and improved canon: what is the story behind Tony being somewhat chill with Bucky? Is he actually?

started writing LoF when i was being nostalgic for 2012 where the Avengers Tower fics were at its height of writing so in my world there is no divorce arc. I have no idea how to elaborate on that other than Tony having Peter around changed shit up because having a kid changes your world perspective a lot

[thehypnone]

I remembered I literally brought gill fucking into this fandom earlier today and I've actually never been more proud of a personal achievement

[stellar-collective]

I know that you've mentioned for the Pirate AU that Roxana would remain a human (which makes sense, considering she's not really a Zoraxis asset), but are Fabby and Solaris humans, too? Or is Zor sailing around the seven seas with a whole crew of freaks piled onto their boat

i didn’t realize i’ve never talked about these two! in the pirate au, Commander Solaris was once a member of the Queen’s Navy (same as Reginald) but quit when she realized Zor was much more supportive of her rather explosive ambitions. the Fabricator is Captain Zor’s Quartermaster: their second-in-command, their most trusted ally. there’s not a man nor beast alive that doesn’t fear the Fabricator, and she helps Zor keep their crew in line.

in my original vision for the pirate au, the only characters who aren’t human are Phoenix and Juniper (and possibly Zor and Vitti but shh) so yes, they’re both human!

however, that is not to say that Zor isn’t running a crew full of freaks; with their help, Solaris cut a deal with some Beast Of Power that gave her some unusual abilities involving her missing eye. the exact limits of her power aren’t clear, but when she faced off against the Agency, she set all their sails on fire and was able to very precisely snap the rope that Phoenix was holding onto, dropping them into the water and nearly plowing them over with the Axis.

and the Fabricator is french

[loomontoia]

I don't know what happened but let me say hi and thank you to everyone that followed me today :)

Please, accept these questionable doodles for now

[arttsuka]

Cowboy Octavius is just the singer Red Leather right down to the daddy issues thank you and goodnight!

You are so right

[imaginespazzi]

mind you ashlynn has scored more than azzi ever has in an ncaa tournament game. nobody ignores flaws in their games but azzi has had few standout performances in the essentially the same amount of games as the freshmen. as someone who actually watches basketball, i do think ashlynn’s ceiling is higher. she’s shown to put up very similar numbers to azzi despite having a lesser role in the offense. ashlynn and azzi have more or less the same flaws in their game except ashlynn actually believes in herself at all times and isn’t easily spooked. geno can talk all he wants but the body work is the same and so are the numbers. wish azzi could stay healthy and let her game talk but so far it’s just been talking for 3 years. at some point we’re gonna need consistency from that 2 spot and ash is looking like that girl.

First of all, the snarky "as someone who actually watches basketball" is very much unappreciated and was quite frankly unnecessary.

Comparison is difficult with Azzi because of injuries. Her averages, which you are correct, are similar to Ash's, do not define her because they are inconsistent in terms of health. When healthy, Azzi is absolute the player with the higher potential and the higher ceiling and the numbers do back that up when you look only at games that Azzi was fully healthy in.

But nonetheless let's do a more accurate comparison that is more fair that comparing averages, where I'm just gonna give you both of their last-10-game stretch points (the efficiencies were similar) at the end of their freshman year (where they were both in good health), leading up to the big east so we can compare both their scoring ability and their consistency:

This is Ash:

And this is Azzi:

As you can see, they both had bad games during that stretch, but one of them clearly had better games. If you wanna play the rebounds and assists game, then yes Ash is absolutely the better rebounds but Azzi has better court vision.

And the thing you didn't touch upon, where Azzi clears Ash by an absolute mile is defense. Geno has praised her defense over and over again and we've seen it in games where she's healthy.

I'm not trying to hate on Ash and I absolutely agree that her mentality is much better and I love seeing her be free on the court. And I actually do agree with your point about Azzi letting her game talk, but at the end of the day, if Azzi Fudd is healthy and at her best, in my opnion, she is the 2nd best player on that team.

[constantvariations]

I don't think anything will ever be funnier than Banesaw's first of his only two sentences being, "Finally, I get to kill a Schnee," knocking Weiss unconscious in a single hit, then just chucking her into the next room so Blake can save her

[scapegods]

every time you post your art in the tag, it's like you dropped a bomb cuz we all explode at the beauty!

also sorry to make you choose, but which one in a death match?

yeehaw byler vs bloody byler?

oof... that's such a rude questions. But I gotta stay with bloody byler my beloved

[lale-txt]

haikyuu men love a full bush in a bikini btw

[localcryptic]

tagged for WIP wednesdaythursday by @westealtoys and @autumnfangirler ! and technically @b33tlejules so i’m using that as an excuse to post 3 things lol 😋

it’s sidesteps all the way down. enjoy some tal and ortega chargestep kisses, ripley and hollow ground, and allen egg% speedrun with his puppet that maybe one day i’ll finish <3

i do not know who to tag. if you are reading this 🫵 post your WIPs and tag me

[nekrosmos]

Character Asks for Graves!!

4, 12, 23

And 27 freebie: WHAT DOES OWLIE DRAW HIM WEARING NEXT.

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

You know what, I think he'd be interesting as a paid killer in the John Wick universe. Fancy suit? Fancy hotels? Fancy equipment? Yes.

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

My friend and I have the very random headcanon that the dude loves Martinis and can be found sipping one any time he has a little break.

Also, Graves hates the idea of aging and probably has a very expensive and extensive skin care routine, for sure.

23. Favorite picture of this character?

Have a fine selection of some of my favorites of him ✨

He's my beautiful wife

27: Owlie I would offer you my entire soul for more cowboy Graves ............................ Slutty cowboy Graves .......................

Send me a character and questions from this ask ! (I got Nik, Gaz, Soap, Rudy and Graves so far ! )

[wardingshout]

My tumblr keeps glitching and replacing every picture on every post with the most recent post you’ve made. I ain’t mad about it cause I love your stuff but it did take me an unfortunately long time for me to notice.

I wanna apologize for the unintentional harrassment but I can't deny that sounds kind of amazing and would've been a blast to see holy hell!!!

I have no idea if it was each image or just one of them but all would've been an absolutely great choice!! 😭👯

[basilsnotemo]

Yeehaw sneak peek for you